MY COUSIN VINNY

LISA- What’s all that?
VINNY- Trotter’s files.  All of them.
LISA- You stole his files?
VINNY- I didn’t steal his files. Listen to this.  I’m just ready to finesse him.  I’m starting to finesse him, right?  I got him going.  He offers to have his secretary copy everything for me.
LISA- That’s very impressive finessing.
VINNY- That’s not all.  He’s letting us use his hunting cabin as soon as he gets back.  It’s in the woods, it’s quiet, he sleeps like a baby when he’s there.
LISA- Terrific.  You’re a hell of a bonder.
VINNY- What’s this?  You reading this book?
LISA- Yeah.
VINNY- Do me a favor, ok?  Don’t read this book.  Ok?  Thank you very much.
LISA- Alright. Don’t you want to know why Trotter gave you his files?
VINNY- I told you why already.  
LISA- He has to.  By law, you’re entitled.  It’s called disclosure you dickhead.  He has to show you everything, otherwise it could be a mistrial.  He has to give you a list of all his witnesses.  You can talk to all his witnesses.  He’s not allowed any surprises.  They didn’t teach you that in law school either?
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VINNY- What’s the matter with you?
LISA- I don’t know.
VINNY-You’re acting like you’re nervous or something.
LISA- Well, yeah, I am.
VINNY- What are you nervous about?  I’m the one that’s under the gun here.  The trial starts tomorrow.
LISA- You want to know what I’m nervous about?  I’ll tell you what I’m nervous about. I am in the dark here with all this legal crap.  I have no idea what’s going on.  All I know is you’re screwing up and I can’t help.
VINNY- You left me your little camera, didn’t you?
LISA- Oh Vinny, I’m watching you go down in flames and you’re bringing me with you and I can’t do anything about it.
VINNY- And?
LISA- Well, I hate to bring it up because I know you got enough pressure on you already but we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case.  Meanwhile ten years later, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married.  My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain’t never getting married.
VINNY- Lisa, I don’t need this.  I swear to God I don’t need this right now, ok?  I got a judge that’s just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles.  I ain’t slept in five days, I got no money, a dress code problem, and little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids.  Not to mention your biological clock, my career, your life, our marriage.  And let me see, what else can we pile on?  Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?  	Is it possible?  
LISA- Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.